Turn Off Your Phones

(NICOLE):
Singing a song about please turn off your phones
I'm gonna sing a little song about-a you should turn off your phones
I'm just making it up right now
On the spot
(Spoken):
But seriously
(Sung)
Turn off all your phones
(Spoken):
Bring the beat in!

(Sung)
Turn off your cell,
Put 'em down, we know it'll feel swell,
Don't just simply put 'em on silent,
Or else I might become violent...
Not really, but really turn off your phones.

This is not the place for communication
It's a place to watch a musical scene
It takes no less than all of your concentration
Which might get complicated
If you're fixated on your screen
Know what I mean?
...the trampoline?

Go ahead and hold that button on the side
Or on the top if it's not on the side
We don't wanna leave you moping
We just don't want you periscoping
Just turn off your phones

Who made it this far in the album?!
All you guys turn off your phones!
Just kidding, the song is over...

Turn off your gosh-darn phones!
If you wanna see us rock it
But that phone into your pocket
But only after you turn off your phones

If you want us to change the key tonight
Press that button, slide from left-to-right
Get off Facebook, get off Tinder
Toss that phone right out the winder (window),
Just kidding, don't do that
Please turn off your phones
In case you couldn't hear me

(ALL):
Now we're a chorus, in convincing three-part harmony!

(NICOLE):
Sorry if that makes your brother deplore us

(ALL):
It's not our fault Steve couldn't make it
But at least you can take him home a free shirt!
Please buy merch!
Trampoline!
One last time, let's turn those cell phones off
Whether you're Obama, Cher, or Johnny Groff!
Don't smash your cellular devices
Just turning them off suffices
Just turn off your
Just turn off your
Just turn off your... Phones!