Turkey vs Penguin - Quarter-Ass Rap Battle

[Verse 1: Turkey (Commander Jacob)]
What, are you wearing a tux? Kicking you up in your nerdy pants
Draw this arm and you're catching more than turkey hands
And that Mario Bros. Wii power up? Lame shit
It's no MMO when I Club Penguin

[Verse 2; Penguin (Swizkii)]
Come in villainous; not talking Cobblepot
I ain't a chicken but here's a cock you can gobble on
Strike you three times, like I bowled thirty
Step in the artic and you're stopping; cold turkey