I wrote and recorded this song in May 2022 but I planned on making it part of a Splatoon EP soon after, then that turned into the Not Splatoon Themed Album I’m working on releasing this fall! -Juan Ketchum [08/22/23]
Yuh, yuh, inkin' it up
Takin' you down wasn't easy enough
I go to Sean but I don't need a buff
Got me some kicks and it cost me a buck
I got too much cash in my bank
I got too much ink in my tank
Sendin' shots and none of them blank
Ain't nobody else in my rank, yes!
Juan is gon' win it? Man, who woulda guessed?
No competition cause I be the best
Offa the hook and I'm keepin' it fresh
Man pullin' up in a bulletproof vest
But ain't nothin' gon' happen
I'm poppin' out with the latest in fashion
Don't wanna talk so let's get to the action
I use my special so I get it crackin'
(Get it? Like "Kraken"?)
I make my money at Grizzco
You make no money, you been broke
I'm choppin up all you dummies to calamari
You get put in thе Crisco
Chill with my squad in Inkopolis Plaza
We rock Toni Kensa, we don't want no Prada
My wifеy, Marie at my crib with her feet up
This inkling gon' eat up the whole enchilada
Like, look at me now
I'm in the ink and I'm swimmin' around, havin' a blast
Get what I want and I don't have to ask
I play my Switch in the back of the class
Ice on my neck but I won't ever Shiver
They gonna Fry from the heat I deliver
Big Man will not hold back
He got big plans and you know that
There ain't nobody like me, I'm vicious, I'm doin' damage
8 billion in a week, I call that octo expansion
They said that they want a show, I showed them my diamonds dancin'
They callin' me Cuttlefish, I'm leadin', yes I'm the captain
You know my team be so drippy while you dry up in the sun
But I never play competitive, I do this just for fun
I just cannot seem to lose and if I did then I didn't
I pull up to every match and say "I win!", then I win it, listen!
TURF WAR was written by Juan Ketchum.
TURF WAR was produced by win8k.
Juan Ketchum released TURF WAR on Tue Aug 22 2023.