Turd In A Punchbowl

When this world hands you lemons
Just make whiskey sours
I ain't cryin' I'm not lyin'
It feels like I'm on a losing streak
Starting in '93
I ain't cryin' I'm not lyin'

Yet everybody sometimes feels like you do
Try not to let all those things get to you
Cause it's a great big wonder world outside
I'm not lyin'

Clay ripped his pants and I was dead
I shrugged it off and said
I'm not cryin' I'm not lyin'

Sometimes it's like a sinking ship
Sometimes it's like a pile of shit
Every time I try to stand up it's like something is pushing me down
And I can't seem to keep my head up
I can't seem to wrap my mind 'round
Every time I try to stand up It's like something just says

It's a great big wonderful world outside