Tuesday

Thought I'd write this song today
Must've tried a million ways
But you know it isn't Tuesday

You may think coincidence
It's not a matter of pretence
But you know it isn't Tuesday

It happens on a Tuesday
It happens on a Tuesday

Don't you hang on every word
That would really be absurd
But it happens on a Tuesday

It's what my mother used to say
In her very Latin way
It happens on a Tuesday

It happens on a Tuesday
It happens on a Tuesday

Thought I'd write this song today
Must've tried a million ways
But you know it isn't Tuesday

You may think coincidence
It's not a matter of pretence
But you know it isn't Tuesday

It happеned on a Tuesday
It happenеd on a Tuesday