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Well I just told him or her to Commes des Fuckdown
And they LAAAAUUUGGGHHEEDD. Trust me!
For the price of 0.14 Bitcoin
And the time it takes you to transfer it to my account
I will bingewatch an entire season
On Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Sling, Philo, or YouTubeTV
Of Lordesses of Love with you and one guest
Zoom me. Trust me!!
Time has a speed-quality setting
I know how to use to my spiritual-financial advantage
Commes des Fuckdown, HaHaHaHa!
Trust me! Relief is on the way!!
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Trust me! I don’t have the credentials
But I have the evidentials . What they did is obvious
And frankly, it’s disgusting what they did
And we’re making tremendous progress on that
But we’re still $2450 short of today’s goal
And every contribution makes a huge difference
If they are in the door they’ve already
Bought it and gotten the upgrade, new Law. Learn it!
Frankly, I just tell them if they haven’t improved themselves
By the end of the week, it’s fucking curtains (throat-slitting motion)
Trust me! Keep calm and have a cuppa
The numbers are going to go way, way up