True Direction (Skit) Lyrics
[Sample: Mary Brown & Megan Bloomfield, others]
Why don't you start by telling us about the first time that you realized that you might be a lesbian?
Well, I have pictures of women around
You think that's normal?
Sure, I never really thought about it
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
Yes. For two years we've been going steady. I really love him. He's smart and popular
He's got the biggest dick I've never seen
Well, um... have you ever had sex with him? It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
He's very handsome
But does he make you hot? I mean, do you think of him at night when you...
I'm not perverted
I get good grades. I go to church
I'm a cheerleader
I'm not like all of you
Everyone reads "Cosmo." Everyone looks at other girls. All the time
But you only assume that they're thinking what you're thinking when they look, but they're not
(Freemont power. Freemont pride. Be aggressive. Drive, drive, drive. Go Freemont!)
I thought everybody had those thoughts
I just want to be normal
Then you admit you're not normal
So why don't you admit you are a homosexual?
I'm a homosexual. I'm a homosexual
You have just taken your first step in your true direction!
*clapping*