Trouble & Me

[Chorus]
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in

[Verse 1]
Met a cute girl at a party
Looked at me with roguish eyes
And I thought at last I'd found her
She's a dream and just my size
But a man big as a mountain
Said just let my sweetheart be
That's the story of my lifetime
Where there's trouble there's trouble and me

[Chorus]
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in

[Verse 2]
Went to drive so I'd forget her
Yes I turned my hot rod loose
Big policeman pulled me over
Spent the night in calaboose
I got out looked for my hot rod
Glad that I at last were free
Finance man had just possessed it
Where there's trouble there's trouble and me

[Chorus]
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in

[Verse 3]
Then a young gal balled me over
We got married by and by
I was sure I'd found the answer
With a love that couldn't die
She soon went back to her mommy
Packed her duds and set me free
I just sit and keep on a wondering
What comes next for trouble and me

[Chorus]
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in

[Outro]
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in