Trocadéro

[Intro : Théo GOUDE & Jeune D]
- T’sais Jonathane, j’ai rencontré une fille l’autre jour
- Ah ouais ? Elle était comment?
- Bah tu vois, j’étais sur Tinder en fait. J’swipe gauche, droite puis là, y’a une meuf, photo d’profil gâteau au chocolat, j’me dis « elle a l’air marrante, ça peut l’faire ! »
- Hmmm! Et donc?
- Et bah là elle me dit; « rejoins moi » et moi j’dis « yeah bébé, j’suis pas un mec qui s’prend la tête, où tu veux, quand tu veux, avec qui tu veux, tu vois, toi-même tu sais… »
- Donc tu l’as amenée où ?
- Euh… Hahaha, j’vais t’expliquer, Dimitrius, mon cousin bilingual, il était là, y va tout t’raconter…
- Ah il était là ? Mais…
- Hein?
- Mais moi j’parle pas anglais moi
- Ah mais t’inquiète, c’était au métro…

[Chorus 1]
Trocadéro (skrt, skrt)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro (skrt, skrt)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9

[Verse 1]
It was just a summer day (huh huh)
With my cousin he a clown
We both single, good to date
So we went swiping around
We been sitting for an hour and he matched with a cake
That girl she gotta be fine, she gotta be fire
So we meet her at the spot
I hide behind a tree
There my cousin go, he don’t look so happy
I take two steps forward, take a glimpse, take a hint, fake a dance
Then I think damn: that girl look like SPAM
What to do now? Should I save him, should I go?
Or leave here on my itty bitty tippy toes?
Her legs so hairy, I fear they eat me
She got some money, but she got no panties

[Chorus 2]
Trocadéro (skrt, skrt)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro (skrt, skrt)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9

[Verse 2]
She got no teeth in the front (huh huh)
I smell her breath from afar
It’s like a weird coconut, butter, fishy old pussy flavor
I’m no hero, I’m no savior, sorry cousin you gon' die young
I did get closer though, behind a chair
Listen to her talk, damn, she talking about shares
Oh shit, now I know where we at
This where them girls reunite
The ones from that movie where they look good together but alone they
“UGH”
I hope he can make it alive
I’m really scared cuz her claws going down to her thighs
Oh no no no, he kissed her, he never coming back
The mermaid took his soul, I’m never coming back to the…

… Oh shit!

He fucking her on the table
She grunting like a dead horse in a stable
I would turn Netflix if this were on cable
How he lick her feet while tasting her ear lobes?
No one reacting, the fuck is this haven?
I ain’t never coming back to this nest born from Satan!
The girls way too freaky up in this bitch
And my cousin what the fuck? He looking like Stitch
Fuck this, I ain’t never coming back
She just paid a stack for her Uber and another stack in her meal
Go do your thing Théo!
You was better with your old girl!
(Arrête)
God damn it, the fuck you doing?
(N’importe quoi)

[Verse 3]
Trocadéro (skrt, skrt)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro (ha)
Trocadéro, 6-9
Trocadéro, Ligne
Trocadéro, 6-9

[Outro: Jeune D]
- Ah ouais ok carrément… Ah ouais de ouf, de ouf…
Euh en fait, j’ai pas bien compris

(Bruit de métro)