Trippin’ With Dick Vitale

[Verse]

Dum diti dum dang dang di dum

2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum

1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit

Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick

My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue

She never liked me and I know that's true

Kicked me out the crib because I got a tattoo

No one loves me and no one cares

And all I ever get is funny stares

I can't help it if I'm nothing but a wino

So I hang at the zoo chilling with the rhinos

Stealing bottles of booze out of A & P

I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free

Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper

For Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper

I'm so dapper u can call me Dan

But they call me round eye when I'm chilinf in Japan

Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike

But fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like

I like bean burritos from Taco Bell

I like trippinf on acid with Dick Vitale

My hair isn't plastic and my clothes aren't clashing

I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion

Took too many many trip and now I can's stop tripping

My mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen

U think u toke tuff I'd disagree

Nobody blows more doobs than Richard D

I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile

I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle

I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover

And while I'm at it mother fuck fat ass Sally Struthers

U look fine girl kinda undercover

But I can't fuck you because you look like my mother

I said dang digee dang di dang dang

It isn't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang

You know I hand in the Clem chilling on the strip

With all them mother fuckers who slang that shit

You know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster

You sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"

Life is a big joke and that's how it strikes me

But fuck it because I know "Somebody up there likes me."

Assholes are only assholes, for shore