Triple Master Blaster

Make it stronger, take it faster

Fake it longer, make it last her

Natural causes, fake disasters

Teeth and claws and slaves and masters

Pull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the Triple-master-blaster

Here it comes, here it comes

Fake the price and push it higher

Make it back and sell the buyer

Throw the ball and fetch that stick

And chase your tail until you're sick

Pull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the Triple-master-blaster

Here it comes, here it comes

Pump the hand, close the deal

Then stuff it in and lick the seal

Turn it up and make it louder

Suck it back and feel the power

Pull it harder, push it faster

Here it comes, here it comes

It's the Triple-master-blaster

Here it comes, here it comes