Trick Bag

Twelve o'clock last night, you walk out the door
You told me, baby, you going to the drugstore
But-a in my mind, I knew you was lyin'
The drugstore close at a quarter to nine

Oh well, I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I don't have no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You done put me in a trick-bag

When I come home, you start an argument
Just to keep me from askin' where my food done went
Walk in the front door, I hear the back door slam
Peek out my window, saw you with another man

But I saw you kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard you tellin' Willie I don't have no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You done put me in a trick-bag

We had a fight, then you got mad
On the telephone, call your mom and dad
They came a-runnin' down with bats in their hands
"Don't you hit her no more, you understand?"

But I saw her kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard her tellin' Willie I don't have no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You done put me in a trick-bag

You done me wrong, but I know I's right
It wasn't I that started the fight
"She is my daughter, and I'm her paw
You ain't nothing but a son-in-law"

But I saw her kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard her tellin' Willie I don't have no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You done put me in a trick-bag

Oh, but I saw her kissin' Willie across the fence
I heard her tellin' Willie I don't have no sense
The way you been actin' is such a drag
You done put me in a trick-bag