Trials Rising Theme Song

[Verse 1]
Somehow you did it
Somehow you landed the impossible
But it'd be a fib to brag
That you never fell off at all
You broke enough bones
To fill a flipping hospital
But on the way, you toughened up
'Til you'd become nothing but balls
Or ovaries
Depending on your chosen metaphor
The point is that you've grown your gonads
'Til they won't fit in your drawers
You straddled the saddle
Like trying to wrangle a camel
You've chipped your teeth a couple times
Slightly cracked the enamel
But so what it's not anything
That a little ragdoll couldn't handle
I want to put my name in the game
With no shame
So I'll say it now
Dan Bull
I grab the handle
And I ramp it up to full throttle
Twisting it
Like I'm trying to get up
In a cola bottle

[Chorus]
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in

[Verse 2]
You'll get to ride left to right
On tracks of the best designs
Until you wreck your bike
Excuse me while I check the sky
Hmmm yep, it's high
Quelle surprise
C'est la vie
Seizing life by the y-fronts
Ride so high need a pilot's license
So you better bail quick and jump ship
If you're the kind of guy that says
"I don't like bumps"
The vibrations of the bolts
And the nuts
Are causing palpitations
And a jolt in your guts
Bleh!
Assaulting your senses
You should have told me you were sensitive
Suspension sits beneath
The suspension of disbelief
So lean forward
Lift your knees
Don't let me see your bum cheeks
Hit the seat
Or you could end up shipped to the morgue
As little more than a bit of mystery meat
But somehow you did it
Somehow you hit the checkered flag
Without being sent back
Through the entrance
In a zip-up bag

[Chorus]
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in

[Verse 3]
A super duper
Loop the looper
Cool tune dude
Who's the producer?
Oxygen Beats pushing buttons and keys
With enough of the heat
To knock you off of your feet
A rocket-fueled velocipede
With impossible velocity
Hopping of drops
Like you'd pop to the shops
With a nonchalant kind of philosophy
Must have been chomping on broccoli
You're rocking and look a bit wobbly
You're landing all clunky and sloppily
Start again and accomplish it properly
It's not about speed
It's about precision
Persistence
And committing to keep up the grit
For the distance
From England to Finland
Cylinders and pistons
Are messing up
Existing understanding of systems
The physics is ridiculous
We study it meticulously
'Til we hit the finish line
We never will accept defeat

[Chorus]
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in
The wheels and the world
Complete another revolution
Another step
A giant leap forward
For human evolution
A clever fusion
Of the past and present
Ever moving
Shaving a second off the record
When they cut the groove in