Trial Day (Skit)

[Conversation: Person 1 & Lawyer]
(typing on typewriter)
O haan v!
Kiven chali jandi aa fer kacheri?
Bhajji firdi ae
Full raunka
Jattan ne pura mela laya hoya kacheriyan ch
Bai ehe ambassador cho kon uttar reha?
Chacheya! bahla kabba ae chach-
Pichle saal 10 fansi de hukam sunaye ne ehne
Loki lakhan rupaiya ese gal te phook dinde ne b case es judge kol na lagge
badde badde vakeela di jeeb goongi kar denda te
badde badde mujrima de ponche gille
Bhai, ah magar van jehi ch kaun tureya firda?
police ala v naal ae
Oh bai.. Eh ta tеnu hath mar reha
Oh eh ta billa ae apna (chucklеs)
chori chakari da master
Oh kiven aa v billeya! Theek ae?
Billa: Theek ae theek ae baabe peshi toh aake milde aa

(Police van arrives..)

Bai.. Eh ta kenter ae
Eh kenter cho kaun uttar reha?
Eh jehra uttar reha na oda sitara boht charh reha
ehne 3-4 murder kare ne din diharhe
tareek bhugtan aya
Ah 3-4 bus'an kiven charhiya firdiya ne ik duje te
ehni security kacheri ch.. mai v pehli vaar dekhi aa
(Police and media arrives)
ah jaar media v boht bhajeya firdae
O balle balle balle! bai eni police
oye hun ah kaun ageya?
saleya tenu pta ni?
Sidhu ae!
Sidhu Moose Wala!
(Calaboose starts playing in background)
O bai ehne ki karta?
ehne ta boht vadda jurm kita
judge toh laike criminal tak
te criminal toh laike judge tak
sare ehnu sunde ne
das! ehtoh vada koi jurm ho sakda?