Travelin’ Music

[Verse 1]
Well I was shooting pool when I heard 'em yell
Two old boys got mad and well
They started throwin' everything in the joint that they could find
There were ashtrays, table legs, glasses of beer
A big ripple bottle whizzed past my ear
I hollered to the band, "Freebird, one more time"

[Chorus 1]
Play me a little travelin' music please
I'm gonna play like Moses
And part this redneck sea
Well everybody knows I ain't afraid to fight
But I got my good clothеs on tonight
Play me a little travelin' music plеase

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Well I ordered up a pizza for me and Irene
When the telephone rang and I heard her scream
"What the bleep, bleep, bleep is that doing woman calling you"
Double cheese pepperoni splattered on the wall
Her face turned red and she started to squall
Well, Honey, she can have what's left when I get through with you

[Chorus 2]
Play me a little travelin' music please
I'm gonna play like Tarzan
And swing on out of this tree
Well if you feel that way, well that's all right
I guess a little lovin's out of the question tonight
Play me a little travelin' music please

[Outro]
Guitar, fiddle or a mandolin
Somebody get me out of this place I'm in
Play me a little travelin' music please
Play me a little travelin' music please