TRASH MANIFEST DISS TRACK

[Intro]
Yo, Dylan (Yeah man)
S-stop it man (Yeah)
Y'know
You said some stuff about the people on my discord, y'know? (Yeah, not cool bro)
You keep GROUNDING ME for no reason (YEAH GROUNDING ME)
Y'know?
Hey look everybody I'm Dylan, yo
Yeah look I'm Dylan (Yeah look I do whatever I want cuz I'm Dylan)
Haha Haha Dylan
Hey look I'm Dylan
Hey look
I have more subscribers than Custodian
Hey look my shit's so big it turns my toilet water brown
Hey look
Hey look I'm Dylan
Look at me everybody I'm Dylan
YEAH DYLAN

[Verse 1]
Dylan
You're never gonna
Make a million
Dollars
'Cuz you're
Broke
Poor and
FRICKIN HOMELESS
Why don't you go back to the days
Of
Making videos
Like
"Fiji water super cool review"
YOU RIPPED OFF CUSTODIAN
Y'KNOW EVEN THOUGH YOU MADE YOUR VIDEO BEFORE ME
YOU STILL RIPPED ME OFF
I WANT THE PROFIT
Maybe if you
Stuck to your content style
You'll reach 90 subscribers
BY THE END OF YOUR LIFE

[Verse 2]
Bitch you only have one good video
AND YOU DELETED IT
The only good video of yours
Was
The lawnmower one
The one that you made with spencer
And the only reason why it was good
Is because you mentioned me
And told them to subscribe to me
Man
I'M NOT INSECURE
STOP SAYING I'M INSECURE
I JUST WISH
That your channel
Would be just like
Your hair and
Get CUT already
Yeah
I like your "How to shave" video though
But all your fans
ARE STUPID IDIOTS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHAAAAVE
YEAH
Why do you think they're watching your channel?
You're making videos like
"How to shave like a real man"
Aww, yeah
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR ROCKBAND VIDEO?
IF IT'S PRIVATE PLEASE MAKE IT PUBLIC AGAIN
THAT WAS AMAZING
UGH
GAH
GOD DANGIT

[Outro]
I MISS THE OLD TRASH MANIFEST
OH GOD
I--
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU DYLAN
I guess I just--
I ALWAYS LOOKED TO YOU LIKE A FRIEND
And then you went--
And you were all like
"Oh man, I left your discord because the only people in your discord
That I actually care about are in mine so there's like no point in being in yours"
And I spammed like
ONE thing one time
And you make me
GROUNDED rank where I can't even do anything Dylan
Man this isn't fair man I just want you to
Just--
C'mon
Just-- *sigh*
Let's go back to the good ol' days when we used to be able to make
Videos and talks together man
We could have a
Club soda or something man I just miss it

Hit me up in the DM's, Dylan