Transformers: The Musical

[Chorus]
These cars ain't really cars, they're robots
No these cars ain't really cars, they're robots

[Verse 1]
My name is Sam Witwicky, I'm a big nerd
You're Megan Fox, and you're giving me a "Mega-Boner"
Come for a ride girl, your botox lips are so hot
But watch your fan ass, cause my car be a robot (What!)

[Chorus]
These cars ain't really cars, they're robots
No these cars ain't really cars, they're robots

[Verse 2]
Optimus, I'm Optimus Prime, and the leader of the Autobots
Don't call me a truck, cause I'll take offensе
I'm actually a robot, it doesn't make a lot of sensе
I'm here on a mission, Deceptacons be trippin'
And once we start to go, their asses I'll be rippin'

[Chorus]
These cars ain't really cars, they're robots
No these cars ain't really cars, they're robots

[Verse 3]
I'm Megatron the Deceptacon
I will rip you like a fart
I'm gonna rape these puny humans, I won''t stop killin' 'til I find the Allspark

[Outro]
No these cars ain't really cars, they're robots
No these trucks ain't really trucks, they're robots
No these cars ain't really cars
These trucks ain't really trucks
No these cars ain't really cars, they're robots