Traditional

A walking, talking, cock-blocking red flag
Going for that English major
The only thing major you’ve ever done
Is the first time we met when you had a rented tux on

Maybe red lights had me confused
Or maybe your aura had a laced hue
Well now I’m finally seeing things in two
And one does not equate to the other view

Struck me like bowling ball one night
Had a better time with your friends, that’s right
And when we had those moments that we hiked
I’d trade it all for thе cheapest price

You’rе just so “traditional”
Need a sinking ship to control
Every angel has to cover their wings
And at the table you have nothing
At the table you have nothing to bring

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so (ah)

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so “traditional”

I still have your last text saved
Where you Edgar Allen Poe’d your way
Out of a chance of glory days
But that golden hour’s time has changed

It’s sad, but honestly I know you’ll never win
Not a single soul would draw their name
To person who can’t even maintain
That birds nest of a face

Struck me like bowling ball one night
Had a better time with your friends, that’s right
And when we had those moments that we hiked
I’d trade it all for the cheapest price

You’re just so “traditional”
Need a sinking ship to control
Every angel has to cover their wings
And at the table you have nothing
At the table you have nothing to bring

You’re just so-so
You’re just
You’re just so-so (ah)

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so “traditional”

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so (ah)

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so “traditional”

You’re just so “traditional”
Need a sinking ship to control
Every angel has to cover their wings
And at the table you have nothing

You’re just so “traditional”
Need a sinking ship to control
Every angel has to cover their wings
And at the table you have nothing to bring

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so (ah)

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so “traditional”

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so (ah)

You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so
You’re just so-so “traditional”

Lose the suspenders, farm boy (ha ha ha)