Trader Joe’s

[Verse 1]
It started by the eggs
Somethin' stupid you said
And my heart dropped right onto the tiles
Convinced my therapist
I'd never love again
Now she's writin' your name in the file

[Pre-Chorus]
All I wanna do
Is be this bored with you

[Chorus]
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
But I'll tell my mom we're still just friends
I, I, we're havin' this much
Fun in a Trader Joe's, I'm dead
'Cause my favorite Friday nights
Are ones that you and I
Just spend makin' out next to the bread
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
Fallin' in love in aisle ten

[Verse 2]
I like the way you hold
My hand under my shirt
So you fall asleep to my heartbeat
And did you know you're so sweet?
It hurts my tongue to kiss you
Like those seventeen dollar cherries

[Pre-Chorus]
All I wanna do
Is be this bored with you

[Chorus]
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
But I'll tell my mom we're still just friends
I, I, we're havin' this much
Fun in a Trader Joe's, I'm dead
'Cause my favorite Friday nights
Are ones that you and I
Just spend makin' out next to the bread
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
Fallin' in love in aisle ten

[Bridge]
So after the doors close
And all of the produce goes to sleep
I watch us drive home
Resting your right hand on my—
Neither one of us
Would say those three words, but

[Chorus]
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
But I'll tell my mom we're still just friends
I, I, we're havin' this much
Fun in a Trader Joe's, I'm dead
'Cause my favorite Friday nights
Are ones that you and I
Just spend makin' out next to the bread
I, I, I think I'm screwed here
Fallin' in love in aisle ten