Toy Space Conflict

Yes I build Lego I have a bionicle
I am so posh that I might wear a monocle
Writing some bars and you know that they’re comical
You dig up dirt, actin archaeological

I got arrested, I’m going to Folsom
I need a pumpkin to craft me a Golem
Whippin a foreign, yo shout out Yung Modem
I do not swear, my music is wholesome

2% Milk is my beverage of choice
I am so talented, go on The Voice
I was caught Jay-Walking have no remorse
Me and your mother are getting divorced

Has anyone actually been to Uzbekistan?
Can’t write a verse cause I have no attention span
I’m bout to crash like that Comet in Yucatan
Let’s play a game I will beat you in candy land

Going to Greenland, they’re dropping the Nuuk
Out in the projects, yo, where is the group?
Yes I am french, I am from Guadeloupe
Here comes a Storm, watch out for the Troop!

You are a Jedi, but not a Skywalker
Can’t understand me cause I’m a fast talker
Dog with a Blog, yeah he’s writing for Gawker
Why do Brazilians like to play Soccer?

Talking to Peta, and there is a schism
With Ovo-Lacto Vegetarianism
Shape up for jail, I’m going to Prism
I have a very slow metabolism

Hold up, yo where’s my phone
I’m so fly I’m like a drone
Dolly was a perfect clone
Built my Arc, now where is Joan?

Do my dance and it is Basque
Bout to ski I need a mask
Quench my thirst without a flask
Yo that’s cool but did I ask

Don’t go to Africa, you’ll be a Ghana
Nah I’m just kidding they got some cool Fauna
Met with the Dalai, and he had a Llama
Eating Barakoli like it’s Obama

Music the bomb like it dropped in Japan
In the Cantina I play with the Band
Training my troops to go clash with the Klan
I have some candy, just get in my van!

Watching for Thots like my boy Lil Sandal
Found me a Thot now i’m catching a scandal
Using some chalk you could a vandal
String it together like playing the Mandol

In. You are so trash you belong in the
Bin. I am so holy I do not
Sin. Shout out to leafy he has no
Chin. Wait

Go to the movies and do the Fandango
I am so cultured that they call me Blanco
Acting tyrannical, but you ain’t Franco
Lookin so crusty who gave you the Panko?

Man it must suck if you live out in Fargo
Shout out my cousin cause her name is Margot
Smoking the others i’m working for Marlboro
Dancing around like my name is Ricardo

Parents all love me cause i’m so polite
Eating my carrots to improve my sight
Stealing identities I go by Dwight
Growing potatoes but they have the blight

Growing potatoes but I’m not in Boise
Please quiet down, why you actin so noisy
I got Togo right next door to Dahomey
I am a rapper, can someone employ me