Town of Salem

[Intro: Minx & Boyinaband]
Gather 'round and settle down
For a story we'll unveil
And stay, methinks
With Dave and Minx
As we tell you a haunting tale

[Verse 1: Minx & Boyinaband]
Welcome-come to our wonderful town
Welcome-come we are humble and proud
It's the happiest place
With a circular space!
Where we all come together and sing
La, la, la, la
We be livin' in our pilgrim hats
With our buildings' thatched roofs
You can chill, relax

[Refrain: Boyinaband & Minx]
'Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town (No)
Nothing bad ever happens in this town

[Chorus: Boyinaband & Minx]
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark

[Verse 2: Minx & Boyinaband]
Do you have the knife?
Yeah, man, tonight
Someone's gonna be mad in the afterlife
Gonna be the cleanest dirt-nap the mafia class can bring
And they won't suspect a thing
Help, help! The sheriff is dead!
Either that or he's really sleepy and red
Well, I was on the lookout and I saw those guys
Sneak into his house at night!
Lynch them all on sight!
Uh, we're innocent?
All in favour of death say "aye!" (Aye!)
We'll sleep soundly tonight

[Refrain: Boyinaband & Minx]
'Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
Nothing bad ever happens in this town

[Chorus: Boyinaband & Minx]
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark

[Verse 3: Minx & Boyinaband]
But not for long, I'll add fuel to the fire
By turnin' the town into a funeral pyre!
I got a burning ambition
Add the last of this gas on the thatch
With this match says it's time for ignition!
Help, help! The lookout's house is in cinders
I told that guy to stop using Tinder!
I'll investigate
Hey, I can smell an arsonist's gas!
Pardon me?
What? Ew, not that
I mean you set the fire! Hang her immediately!
All say "aye!" (Aye!)
Bye, bye! Now we can be free

[Refrain: Boyinaband & Minx]
'Cause nothing bad ever happens in this town
Nothing bad ever happens in this town

[Chorus: Boyinaband & Minx]
But when the town goes to sleep
You can hear the sound of something devious
Of something quite mysterious
Lurking in the dark

[Verse 4: Boyinaband & Minx]
It's dead frosty out 'cause I'm a serial killer
One stab and no investigator left to turn me in and
It's on to the next house to attack—, ah!
Gotcha! You stepped right into my veteran booby trap
I saved the town, I saved the town!
Wait, is anybody else around?
Me, I'm a medium, and it's just us
What a painful lonely existence
Can you ask how the afterlife is?
Uh-huh, the whole town's there reunited
And every single one of them is saying it's great there
Hmm, then it's time for some euthanasia