Totally Gay

[Intro: Andrew Glouberman]
What's it like to be gay?

[Verse: Freddie Mercury]
When you’re gay
Every day is a nonstop cabaret
You've got style and flair, you're loved everywhere
Kept for North Carolina!
Bears and queens, and Catholic tweens
The world’s your buff buffet
Come and join in the fun, say hello to tight butts
And goodbye vaginas

[Chorus: Freddie Mercury & Andrew Glouberman]
Be gay, totally gay (Be gay!)
Be a bright and shining rainbow
Yes, you'll find your new identity
In the LGBT community
Oh...
I'm gay, totally gay! (He's gay!)
I'm a fabulous, flouncing loud and proud cliché (Sashay!)
On display (All day!)
And I've found my calling, today (Hooray!)
Oh, shanté (So gay!)

[Bridge: Andrew Glouberman]
It's a flaming hot pink letter day
I'm not the boy I used to be
I’m here, I’m queer
Get used to me

[Outro: Freddie Mercury]
He's absolutely, undeniably gay