Top of The Pops (Unlisted)

So, so, song updated by Nick Penny [?]
So good-looking, it makes me sick
Right now, we're gonna look at the charts on Top Of The Pops
From forty down to number eleven like this

Here at Eurythmics at forty with "Missionary Man"
Meanwhile the "Soul Man" of Sam Moore and Lou Reed is down at thirty-nine
Look, a new song
"Don't Need a Gun" Billy Idol, chart entry at thirty-eight
Thirty-four "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight", Genesis
Europe "Rock the Night" down at twenty-three
"Sign o' the Times" Prince
A chart entry [?], we have a top-40-breaker to come down [?]
With some good videos [?]
But, uh, almost twenty-five percent of the charts this week
Are old songs for the first time ever
Here's another one, "The Very Subtle" Freddie Mercury

I really need to

Good grief, I don't really know what to say about that
The outrageous Freddie Mercury "I'm The Player [?]"
Let's try some more videos, shall we?
Alright
Top Of The Pops top-40-breakers

Severina
Ah, first one is a new entry for The Missions
"Severina" comes in at thirty-two (Severina)

[?] when she's had a good feed
And it's a nice part of the day

[?] it hurts
Pressure built up here
You get headache and pain

Can turn a [?] into a [?]
At control [?]

There—
Thirty-four, here is "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight"

Try to pick yourself up
Carry that weight that you can't see
Don't you know it's alright?
It's like a helter skelter

[?]
So more of this could mean less of this

Time's up [?]
There it's [?]
[?]
Thank you

This video is not a BBC Board Of Governors Meeting
Nor is it the Radio 1 Road Show
Nor is it one of Peter [?]'s better-known gigs
It is the Beastie Boys!

You-

Level forty-two, down four, at ten [?]
"Male Stripper" Man 2 Man and Man Parris and the rest of them [?] down at nine
Mental As Anything "Live It Up" didn't get to the top
They're down at five
And here come the old songs
Up and for [?] "The Great Pretender" Freddie Mercury
Up seven at three [?]
"I Get the Sweetest Feeling" Jackie Wilson
And down one
After three weeks at the top at number two
"Stand by Me" Ben E. King
Oh
And he's back on Top Of The Pops
For the first time since 1985
Number one this week, Boy George!

Fuck that, let's have The JAMs!