During summer time in Finland it’s customary to take a two-month leave, buy a truckload of beer and head to a cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere. For two months, we grill cheap sausage, sweat buck naked in the sauna while it’s +30’c outside, and get completely hammered and row around a lake in a...
[Verse 1: Maffi]
Man, fuck a brew, I already done ducked a few
Hit you with the cock-a-doodledoo
While I'm puffing on these fumes
About to blow a fucking fuse
While I'm riding with my dudes
Bust a nut, leave you hanging on the sidewalk
Call Uber
My shit super, call me King Koopa
Hard to stay awake when I fuber
Take this shit too far, that's what I do
Crack your girl up with the jokes
I got a few, you got like two
[Bridge: Maffi]
Who it be knocking on my door?
I be looking so amazing
Make your jaw drop to the floor
Yelling fore
And what for? Talking hoes I got like four
Meet me at the top floor, mouthfucker
[Chorus: JYT]
Girl you know I'm faded at the top floor
Scotch & co is all I'll ever die for
What you hear, bitch, you know what you paid for
Scotch & co, fuck a ho, if you ain't with it man quit it
[Verse 2: Maffi]
Washed up, faded
Tell my mom we made it
Hair still not braided
Top ball, we played it
Dunking all my shots
While getting drunk on Shiraz
Drive a Fiat, crack a window
Scream bitch I'm Big Muff
Pull over, hop in to the Rover
Hit the back seat and bone her sober
Bitch sounded like an omen
When I called her the next morning told her I'm a showman
[Bridge: Maffi]
Who it be knocking on my door?
I be looking so amazing
Make your jaw drop to the floor
Yelling fore
And what for? Talking hoes I got like four
Meet me at the top floor, mouthfucker
[Chorus: JYT]
Girl you know I'm faded at the top floor
Scotch & co is all I'll ever die for
What you hear, bitch, you know what you paid for
Scotch & co, fuck a ho, if you ain't with it man quit it
[Verse 3: JYT]
Slam the shots, fuck Shiraz
Tell your girlfriend we made it
Bitch we're faded, about to pass out
Top floor, I'm feeling jaded
Look at me girl, I'm maxxed out
I'm indoors, you outbound
You in the rock, we downtown
Top floor, bitch, we on top now
Non stop now, we here
All you fuckboys sound so weird
I drink Scotch, ho, not beer
Your whole department's so last year
Hard for you to climb up here
128, I'm a pioneer
Scotch & co, fuck a ho
Did I leave something unclear, huh?
[Bridge: Maffi]
Who it be knocking on my door?
I be looking so amazing
Make your jaw drop to the floor
Yelling fore
And what for? Talking hoes I got like four
Meet me at the top floor, mouthfucker
[Chorus: JYT]
Girl you know I'm faded at the top floor
Scotch & co is all I'll ever die for
What you hear, bitch, you know what you paid for
Scotch & co, fuck a ho, if you ain't with it man quit it