I actually fell for these back when I was stupid too:
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6. "I like your singing, Jess. You're...confident."
And these were only too stupid for even stupid me to fall for:
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1. "Argentina's loss was Messi's fault, Jess, so cry yourself a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT."
Jess MaQswell released Top 10 Stupidest Tricks Played On Me on Mon Jul 14 2014.