Toothpick

Knew there was something wrong when I stepped into your pad
Pinches noses and sad faces
Your family was mad
Should have listened to your brother smoking weed outside your house
Flipped him off when he said “keep off the grass”

Living is a cruel joke
The universe is laughing
Wishing I was never born
Over the sink gagging
Toothpick scraping dogshit
From the bottom of my show
Thinking I don't deserve this but knowing that I do

Toothpick in my mouth as I'm walking through the door
Dog shit on my shoe and it's falling to the floor

Seems like it always happens when I'm going out
Never watching where I'm stepping
Never had a doubt
Maybe I should never leave and live inside my room
Wishing that I never left my house

Living is a cruel joke
The universe is laughing
Wishing I was never born
Over the sink gagging
Toothpick scraping dogshit
From the bottom of my show
Thinking I don't deserve this but knowing that I do

Toothpick in my mouth as I'm walking through the door
Dog shit on my shoe and it's falling to the floor

Living is a cruel joke
The universe is laughing
Wishing I was never born
Over the sink gagging
Toothpick scraping dogshit
From the bottom of my show
Thinking I don't deserve this but knowing that I do

Toothpick in my mouth as I'm walking through the door
Dog shit on my shoe and it's falling to the floor

No one really cares as long as I'm not there
As long as it don’t smell like shit no more