Toosie Slide (Minecraft Parody)

[Chorus]
Gray iron golem, no creepers
Roses in his health bar, it's romantic
Got a couple wheat, I made a cake with it
Parrots dance, but I'm dancing on these creepers
Imma show you how to mine it
It go pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all my emeralds
It's real scary in the cave where we mine
Golem don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all this lapis
And you know I'm getting wooden planks with it
Imma show you how to mine it
Pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Diamonds!

[Verse 1]
Two thousand creepers wanna blow me up
Two hundred pigmen in my nether portal (oink, yeah)
Red dye, wither rose
Lava burning up, I'm blowing up
I know how to play MC, I am the best [?] Steve
Just mine green blocks, all them blocks
Got so many blocks, I be misplacing blocks for other blocks
Got so many diamonds out this cave and yeah they shinin' lot
Other than this llama that I got, it's only these diamonds
Then I see these creepers coming quickly
This cave got too dark for me golem
Place there torches down and see what's up inside of this place

[Chorus]
Gray iron golem, no creepers
Roses in his health bar, it's romantic
Got a couple wheat, I made a cake with it
Parrots dance, but I'm dancing on these creepers
Imma show you how to mine it
It go pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Diamonds!

[Verse 2]
Craft a golem, then I craft it several times
And inside my [?] got some honey over from this hive
If it's not the right village, there will always be another spawn
I'm not in creative but I got this iron
It's a mine coal, yeah

[Chorus]
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all my emeralds
It's real scary in the cave where we mine
Gray iron golem, no creepers
Roses in his health bar, it's romantic
Got a couple wheat, I made a cake with it
Parrots dance, but I'm dancing on these creepers
Imma show you how to mine it
It go pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all my emeralds
It's real scary in the cave where we mine
Golem don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all this lapis
And you know I'm getting wooden planks with it
Imma show you how to mine it
It go pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Diamonds!

[Verse 3]
Two thousand creepers wanna blow me up
Two hundred pigmen in my nether portal (oink, yeah)
Red dye, wither rose
Lava burning up, I'm blowing up
I know how to play MC, I am the best [?] Steve
Just mine green blocks, all them blocks
Got so many blocks, I be misplacing blocks for other blocks
Got so many diamonds out this cave and yeah they shinin' lot
Other than this llama that I got, it's only these diamonds
Then I see these creepers coming quickly
This cave got too dark for me golem
Place there torches down and see what's up inside of this place

[Chorus]
Gray iron golem, no creepers
Roses in his health bar, it's romantic
Got a couple wheat, I made a cake with it
Parrots dance, but I'm dancing on these creepers
Imma show you how to mine it
It go pickaxe swing
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Diamonds!

[Verse 4]
Craft a golem, then I craft it several times
And inside my [?] got some honey over from this hive
If it's not the right village, there will always be another spawn
I'm not in creative but I got this iron
It's a mine coal, yeah

[Chorus]
Sword goes slash
Pick goes swing
Sword goes slash
Basically, I'm saying in the nether we'll survive
Can't let these ores fall
Don't you wanna mine with me?
I can dance like a Fortniter
I can give you all my emeralds
It's real scary in the cave where we mine