TOO SKINNY 4 SCHOOL

[Intro]
"Mom, can I sit in the front seat?"
"No! You're too skinny, y- you don't weigh enough"
"Aww, that's not fair, I'm only like 7 pounds under"
"No! Do you wanna get arrested? Do you wanna get arrested?"
"Do you mean the policeman will pull us over?"
"Yes! Yes, he will"
"No?"
"Yes! (Yes?)"
"Awww"
"No! Watch right now, I’m gonna get into a car crash and you're gonna go FLYING out the window"
"Yo, like how on Jah-"
"There's a car in front of us"
"AAAAAH!!!"

[Chorus]
Bruh, I'm so skinny, I cannot sit in the front seat
Weight limit is 80, and I only weigh 73
Mommy, mommy, please pull over because I gotta go pee
I cannot get out of the car, I'm in the back (Aye!)
All the kids at school throw me out the school window
And my kinfolk likes to break my frail bones
My sister makes fun of me on the daily
And now I have to wear all of her clothes tomorrow morning

[Verse]
Now I'm at school and I'm getting bullied
Do not call me "skinny" or else I will get the toolie
Use my elbow as a weapon, jab you in the booty
If you do not like it, then I hope that you don't sue me
I do not eat and I do not drink either
My mom and I just got hit in her beamer
Don't brush my teeth, yeah, I wish they were cleaner
I am so bony, you can see my femur
You buy your plays, so I call you Payola
That's not the song, but I do have ebola
I found some water and it's from the mud that I took from a trip to Sahara Desert
Mommy said that I should eat
I just vomited and peed
Pistol sour, then it’s sweet
Skinny Legend on the beat
You said that my wrists were small
Principal is who I’ll call
He'll take you to detention and throw you across the hall
Pull up to McDonald's and I ask for a Big Mac
They said, "You ain't big, but you're gonna get hit with the gat"
I took all the fries and then made the manager go suicide
When I tell you that it’s skinny life, we eat and then we die

[Chorus]
Bruh, I'm so skinny, I cannot sit in the front seat
Weight limit is 80, and I only weigh 73
Mommy, mommy, please pull over because I gotta go pee
I cannot get out of the car, I'm in the back (Aye!)
All the kids at school throw me out the school window
And my kinfolk likes to break my frail bones
My sister makes fun of me on the daily
And now I have to wear all of her clothes tomorrow morning