Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and B-Face, and try not to barf
Too many Twinkies [x4]
You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bass player's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mouth and hang up those guitars
Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars
Too many Twinkies [x4]
Shut your fuckin' mouth
Too Many Twinkies was written by Hugh O’Neill & Chris ”B-Face” Barnard & Joe Queer.
Too Many Twinkies was produced by Ben Weasel.
The Queers released Too Many Twinkies on Thu Jul 14 1994.