this is about the things that seem amazeballs but are actually, in fact, amazeballsn’t. also i accidentally created the page under the name ‘to good to be true.’ (it’s fixed now tho lmao)
[Intro]
This is about the—
"Amazeballsn't" ("Amazeballsn't-sn't")
(Peachy!)
[Chorus]
"That looks amazing!"
It's too good to be true
I'd think someone like you
Could grasp a clue
But I guess not, boo (Blessed)
[Verse 1]
If it's a Christmas present
Why's it here in November?
Lost your mind? Supposed to be December
If there's an idiot club, I'm not a member
Because I at least have common sense
And your brain is immense (—ly small! Sheesh)
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause if I were you, I'd notice that
[Chorus]
It's too good to be true
I'd think someone like you
Could grasp a clue
But guess not, boo
[Post-Chorus]
Turtles (The fuck?)
[Verse 2]
Get ya brain fixed, get ya brain fixed
Bitch, why your opinions mixed?
Pick a side, mister indecisive
Wish you were at least divisive
You're a human crisis (Merry crisis!)
No thanks to be giving (It's giving thanks)
So dumb that you're barely living
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause if I were you, I'd notice that
[Chorus]
It's too good to be true
I'd think someone like you
Could grasp a clue
But guess not, boo
[Post-Chorus]
Where the fuck are the "avocodos?"
(A Vine reference, the fuck?)
("Fre sha— Fre sha voc ado!")
[Outro]
I hope you notice that you aren't needed
Because if you were a file, you'd already be deleted
(Bitch, you're too corny!)
too good to be true. was written by vespodd.
too good to be true. was produced by vespodd.
vespodd released too good to be true. on Thu Nov 11 2021.