Too Fat Polka

Here's a little ditty, you can sing it right away
Now here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here's a little jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Now here's the words, that's all you need
'Cause I just sang the tune

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Much too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me

She's a twosome, she's a foursome
If she'd lose some, I would like her more-some

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
Much too fat for me
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no no, no no
Can she fit in my coupe?
By herself, she's a group
Could she possibly sit upon my knee?
No, no, no

I get dizzy, I get numb-o
When I'm dancing with my jum-jum-jumbo

Jer je nočem, ti jer zemi, ona debela
Ona debela, ona debela
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me