Too Easy

By now, we should've had a least one good fight
And I should've run into your evil twin brother
By now, the future shouldn't be looking so bright
And you shouldn't be such a hit with my mother
This is too easy, much too easy
By now we shouldn't be getting along
This is too easy, much too easy
We must be doin' something wrong
By now, we ought'a be making unreasonable demands
And we should be strongly considering alternate plans
By now, I shouldn't be thrilled to see you all the time
And I definitely shouldn't be feeling so sublime
This is too easy, much too easy
The feeling is suspiciously strong
This is too easy, much too easy
We must be doin' something wrong
My friends are leading normal lives of heartache and distress
Pouring out their grievances to their therapists
I watch them and I wonder, am I cursed or am I blessed?
How long can we go on like this?
'Cause by now, you should at least be getting a little on my nerves
And your words of love, they should just be words
By now, I oughta be checking out some other merchandise
And I should be wondering if the pleasure's worth the price
This is too easy, much too easy
It feels like some kinda 50's prime time TV sit-com
It's just too easy, much too easy
We must be doin' something wrong