TONGUE TWISTERS RAP!

A storms comin all you buds hold on to your toy boat
Toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

Take cover sister its a tongue twister
A saliva cyclone thats sung swifter than
Sally selling sea shells on the sea shore
Under the sun from summer to winter

A soliloquy of little limericks
Littered with alliteration on my lips
To make you sons shiver

So sing along a little longer
If youre longing for a twizzler
Ill give your taste buds dinner

Im slicker than a swiss wrist watch
Which got lost in the wash
But if three witches were watching these watches
Then which witch wouldve watched which watch?

Its a wishy washy еxperiment
An imperativе test x-ing lesser lip specialist
Especially tongue slingers stuttering
Up on some slippery sentiments

Im like Odysseus mixed with a pinch of Ulysses S
Versus you sissies you're simply a bore

Im first born and sworn to the sword
And soaring airborne over the fjord

I score with three free throws on foes
From the foul line yeah i clown guys

Meanwhile youre more like pennywise
Painting pictures of pretty purple potato pies

If Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers then he
Purposefully poached the pockets of woodpeckers

If Betty bought butter but the butters to bitter
Then she better bite the bullet or the bullet would have bit her

If the big black bug bit the big brown bear
And the big brown bear bled blood
Then he better get a bandage or theyre gonna brandish
A broad bright blade and a blunderbuss

I could quickly queue up a quip to quiz
A cool kid who comments sparadically
Just imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
Managing an imaginary menagerie

Cause your crossing a cold bloodded crow
Across a course of coarse cow caravans

Got you running home saying
Mommy made me mash my nutter butter choclate
Peanut butter covered in M&Ms

Red leather yellow leather Red leather yellow leather
Red leather yellow leather
Say it 10 times fast, you could never be better
Than the kid yelling tongue-twirling letters

I said hold on to your toy boat toy boat
Can't survive with a life vest
In life's vastes array of lyrical craze
In the eye of the storm and i am the iris

The sixth sick sheiks sixth sheeps sick
Get the shears quick
And ill snip snip off the syphilis
With some scissors sent in a chic kit

Take a trip to the deepest depths
For the debbie downers with heebie jeebies
And ill feel my fingers furling
As i fondle frilly fringers freely

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Try yourself and sing along
Thats it for words pronunced to hard