Slipped on a banana peel today
A fake flower squirted me in the face
Pants dropped, kicked in the balls
My tiny car was impounded
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Stepped on a rake and it hit me in the nose
Flattened by a steamroller
Fell down a flight of stairs
Into a pool a piranhas
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Today was a bad day
Living a slapstick nightmare
Living a slapstick nightmare
Living a slapstick nightmare
Living a slapstick nightmare
Today Was A Bad Day was written by Jerry Paper.
Jerry Paper released Today Was A Bad Day on Tue Feb 11 2014.