Toaster

(sketty can't breath when he's in the sink)

[Intro]
Gotta fire my joint up on this bitch
Young Metro, Young Metro, Young Metro, three times
Yea!

[Chorus]
Stick my dick in a toaster, it lowkey feel good
Why do people only use this for food
Only use this for bread, man what?
My dick turned red when I used it, so what?

I realized that the toaster was on five
If it was six, I prolly wouldn't alive
Or at least my dick would be...
It'd might've grown a few inches, that'd be...

[Verse 1]
Thank God it was only my dick, and not my balls
You could hear the scream echoing through the halls
My dick be curving upwards, it don't follow Newtons laws
You're like Rico Rodriguez, Just Cause

I am always accepting of people's flaws
Except for the people who do not wash their balls
If global warming's real, why does it hurt when I pee?
And it's not 'cus my tip is red, it's because my tip is green

[Bridge]
Ooh! Yeah! Yeah!
Ooh! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeowch! Yeowch! That really really hurt
Yeowch! Yeowch! That really really burnt
Don't stick your dick into a plug
Or else it'll feel like a very unwelcoming hug. (I know I'm getting it wrong, shut the fuck up and suck my dick)

[Verse 2]
Stick my dick in a toaster, and it really feels great!
If I had to rate how it feels I'd give in eight! (I'd give it an 8!!!)
If global warming is real, why does it hurt when I piss? (Fuck!)
I'm begging please, I really need an answer to this

And I need it quick, I really need it fast
I also really need, a picture of your ass
And I'm gonna say please 'cus I am polite
I just need something to jerk off to tonight

So Robert, I'm asking, is it very grippy?
And another question, can I please get it for free?
I would put the chorus here, but I don't know what to say
Um, don't judge me for sticking my dick in a toaster, it's not gay

It's called experimenting with my identity
I pull up to Robert's house, and I stick my dick in he
I was taking a shit, and it hurt really bad
And I looked down, it was red, I was sad

[Chorus]
Stick my dick in a toaster, it lowkey feel good!
Why do people only use this for food!?
Only use this for bread, man what!?
My dick turned red when I used it, so what?

I realized that the toaster was on five!
If it was six, I prolly wouldn't alive
Or at least my dick would be, burned to a crisp
This bitch sucked my dick so much, she developed a lisp!

[Outro]
Dun dun dun!