During the Season 3 election, Blaseball fans enacted the Eat the Rich decree. Thanks to this decree, every season would end with the richest 1% of fans being “eaten” and their wealth redistributed to the rest of the League. By the time “To The 1%” was released, the threshold for being part of the 1%...
[Verse 1]
Blessings aren't what they seem
Just like every time before
You could party with a losing team
But I bet you're wanting
More and more and more
[Pre-Chorus]
Does it bring you joy to min-max?
Learn the Excel syntax?
I think you lost yourself
In all those spreadsheets
[Chorus]
From each as we are able
No guillotines at the table
Though we may eat you every week
The ninety-nine just want to speak
[Verse 2]
The more you have, the less it's worth
Win or losе, it's all the same
You get richеr and you just feel worse
This isn't how to play the game
[Pre-Chorus]
Aren't you sick of trying to control
An endless string of dice rolls?
Don’t let the Coin decide
The way that you feel
[Chorus]
From each as we are able
No guillotines at the table
Though we may eat you every week
The ninety-nine just want to speak
'Cause if we sow the seed
We can harvest all we need
We could feed everyone today
From your all-I-can-eat buffet
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know you got a good heart
It's not too late to restart
And find the passion that you
Can't remember
[Chorus]
From each as we are able
No guillotines at the table
Though we may eat you every week
The ninety-nine just want to speak
'Cause if we sow the seed
We can harvest all we need
But we could feed everyone today
From your all-I-can-eat buffet
to the one percent was written by Benjamin Oliver.
to the one percent was produced by Benjamin Oliver.
the garages released to the one percent on Fri Apr 23 2021.