[Intro]
This is dedicated to all the swinging secretaries around the world. Those hard-working whores. He he, goes something like this. Hit it fellows!
[Verse 1]
My rap is extra ordinary and it’s dedicated to all the fuckin' secretaries
I’m going get you off my super freeze
And show you hoes, how to get a raise
Now you dignified with all of that class
With your tights pants clinging to your ass
But you ain’t making enough money to see you through
So, listen girls this is what you’ve got to do
[Chorus]
You got to fuck the boss
You got to hip and get off
You got to fuck the boss
You got to hip and get off
You got to suck the boss until he’s soft, yeah!
[Verse 2]
Now there’s a new hoe who started working there
With a big fine ass and long black hair
She’s been working there by the week or more
Yet her pay-checks twice as big as yours
Then you say to yourself
“Wait a minute, something’s wrong, what’s going on here?”
Yeah, you say “I wonder what this bitch’s got”
Then you see the bosses face printed on her crotch
Whenever he calls her pussy gets wet
She’s miss super cunt, she’s the bosses’ pet
Then you realise what’s been going on
In the evenings after you’ve gone home
Yeah, you know what you do
[Chorus]
She fucks the boss
She help him get off
Sucks the boss
She help him get off
She fuck the boss until he’s off, yeah!
[Verse 3]
Now there’s many ways to fuck the boss
With the prick of an ant or prick of a horse, he-he-he!
You can fuck the boss by giving him your honey
Or when his back his turn fuck him out his money
Because puss is the key to controlling all men
And you’ve got to use your ass like it ain’t no sin
And it doesn’t matter how smart you are
If you don’t use your pussy, you won’t get far
[Verse 4]
And you men out there, whose life is shady
You have a boss who just happen to be a lady
It doesn’t matter how fucking how hard you work
You can’t get her attention, the bitch just ain’t alert
Old Blowfly’s gonna tell you what it’s all about
Motherfucker you gotta let her know how much dick you got
Then saying things, you start rememberin’
And you lick out your tongue, and her legs start tremblin’
You say “Wait a minute, he he, I think I’ve got it!”
Yeah, you start wearing pants with a real tight fit
So, the hoe can see the print of your print
And now, sometime much later, yeah
You did you’re doing, now you have it made
You can’t count the time you and the hoe got laid
A friend of yours said “I ain’t trying to be funny
But hey motherfucker how’d you get all of that money?”
That's what I would you say
[Chorus & Outro]
I had to fuck the boss
I had to help her get off
I had to suck the boss
I had to help her get off
I had to fuck the boss until she got off
To Fuck The Boss was written by Clarence Reid.
To Fuck The Boss was produced by Blowfly.
Blowfly released To Fuck The Boss on Wed Mar 18 1981.