To Catch a Predator

[Lil Fruit Snacc: Intro]
Hey y'all, welcome to the Fruit Snacc 4 Pack, probably the shittiest EP you will ever hear. Um...but I'm gonna try something new here and tell y'all a bit of a story, so sit back, relax and let's go
(Damn..Fruit Snacc, this beat trash)

[Chorus]
I was feelin' lonely and really fuckin' single
I hopped on Instagram and my mission, it was simple
'Find me a cutie with a booty that gon' jiggle
Hit her up and hopefully she let me hit it like a cymbal.'

[Chorus]
I was feelin' lonely and really fuckin' single
I hopped on Instagram and my mission, it was simple
'Find me a cutie with a booty that gon' jiggle
Hit her up and hopefully she lеt me hit it like a cymbal.'

[Verse 1]
Aye
I think I found thе one
She cute, look like some fun
I'd say about 5'3, with hair in a messy bun
For sure she was a baddy
I slid in her DMs
Pretty soon she dropped her atty
Told me to come at 10

I'm like, 'Shit, that was pretty easy'
I'm startin' to get ready
Yeah, I think I'll wear my Yeezys
I hopped in my car and I'm goin' real speedy
But I hope that she don't notice that my dick is real teeny
I pull up to her place, it's 10 on the dot
Walked up to the door, and I gave it a knock
I'll admit that I'm a little nervous, maybe a lot
But then she came to the door, in cute pants and a top

Yeah we talked for a while and I got an erection
Put my hand in my pocket, I'm 'bout to pull out protection
Then she said she'll be right back, 'I got somethin' to get'
And when she came back in, there was fuckin' Chris Hansen
What the fuck! I got played , I guess she was underaged
Now my life is probably ruined 'cause of this dumb mistake
And now they callin' the cops, I'm like, 'What do I do?'
'I hope the soap don't get dropped when you in jail', that's true

[Chorus]
I was feelin' lonely and really fuckin' single
I hopped on Instagram and my mission, it was simple
'Find me a cutie with a booty that gon' jiggle
Hit her up and hopefully she let me hit it like a cymbal.'

[Chorus]
I was feelin' lonely and really fuckin' single
I hopped on Instagram and my mission, it was simple
'Find me a cutie with a booty that gon' jiggle
Hit her up and hopefully she let me hit it like a cymbal.'

...my mission it was simple...
...hopefully she let me hit it like a cymbal...