TMNT 2012

[Intro]
Yo, in the building, A_Rival
Back to school your asses
School your asses
Ey-yo, check it!

[Verse 1]
When my teacher asked me what I wanna be when I grow up
I straight looked her in the eye like I just do not give a fuck
And I said “I just wanna be a Ninja Turtle” fight crimes
Write rhymes, my favorite one, he wears the purple
He’s a brainiac who also has insane attacks
And when he waves his staff, you know he kicks some major ass
But honestly I think I’ll make a separate contribution
Pick a unique color mask and join the revolution
My expertise in martial arts is minimal but mainly
It’s because I eat a different type of pizza on the daily
But I’m mega motivated, the opposite of lazy
And I plan to buy a turtle van with all my college savings

What do you mean it’s not a real career?
Did you hear? Crime has doubled since the previous year
Which means someone’s gotta step up to the plate, and I shall demonstrate
How I can infiltrate, then disappear beneath the sewer grate
Pass me the amphibian, I’m a grab the mutagen
And we’ll dip in together like 2 voices sung in unison
Ready to give up humanity to make a difference
I’m 'a kill the foot God as my witness

I hope you get the point just like a ninja star
Keep the convicts runnin’ you can call me Sinistar
The crime world is a china shop and I’m the minotaur
Heroes in a half-shell, you know who we are, who we are

NINJA TURTLES!