TM87

[Shofu}
Shofu when you address me, Pokeballin' no testes
Ya boy so fly Ground moves don't affect me
Elite Four beaten eight times, they respect me
Press the power button now it's on like Espe

[Jok3r]
Morning, night, and day Pokemon is in my head
This morning I woke up with a hot blonde inside my bed
I saw that she was playing Blue Version, do you know what I did?
I slapped that bitch upon her head and said I play Pokemon Red

[Shofu]
Stockpile twice and then I vomit
However you want them and I got it
Ultraballs in my pocket
Blastin' off again, Team Rocket
Focus Punch, it's difficult to stop it
Got a Hitmonchan and I'm boxin'
If you do attempt to block it, I'll have Machamp Karate Chop it

[Jok3r]
You say you got your third badge, I got my eighth the night before
I'm smokin' so much green, I'm burning all the fuckin' Ivysaurs
I really hate the Weedle, so I stabbed 'em with a needle
And I told my fuckin' Sneasel to spit an Ice Beam at you people

[Hook: Shofu]
When you run into an Entei and it's your chance to capture it
And then it runs away and you have to chase after it
Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"
Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"

[Hook: Jok3r]
When you're in need of repels, but you forgot to stock up
Now every two steps a Pokemon pops up
Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"
Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"

[Shofu]
I'm harder than the Miltank of Whitney
You can use Pursuit, but you will never get me
Catch you slippin', hit with that water like Misty
Shofu too cold, now you gotta Flare Blitz me

[Jok3r]
I threw a rock at Brock, electrocuted Misty
Lt. Surge was easy and Erika tried to Kiss me
Smokin' Cali Kush with Koga and Sabrina was a bitch
Blaine needed to cool down, Giovanni sleeps with fish

[Shofu]
Got that Pelliper swag, yeah we pelican fly
And we're gonna be ignoring you, our level's too high
No Blastoise or Venusaur, I roll with team Charizard
I rep that Pokemon Red like a Relicanth eye

[Jok3r]
I can't look you in the eye because I heard it's rude to stare at hoes
You're a little Magikarp and I'm a fuckin' Gyarados
Water to your rock, fire to your grass
Electric to your water, man I'll zap your fuckin' ass

[Hook: Shofu]
When you're making progress, super excited to play it
Then you turn your game off and you forgot to save it
Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"
Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"

[Hook: Jok3r]
You find a Pokemon you need cause you're tryna catch 'em all
Then that fucker breaks out of your last Pokeball
Be like "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"
Tell 'em "Aye, I got Swagger, TM87"

[Shofu]
You don't know my legacy, Pokemon is my specialty
I just—I just caught a Mewtwo I dare you to come and mess with me
I'm better than you'll ever be, I can feel your jealousy
For the poison I'm spittin' there's no antidote or remedy

[Jok3r]
I'm from Pallet Town, you are from the Barrio
And when I see some pussy, I beat it up like Lucario
Pokemon is my world, I masturbate to Pokegirls
Man, Pokemon's the best game ever made
Fuck Mario