Titty’s Beer

[Intro: Colt Ford]
Let me tell y'all a little story

[Verse 1: Colt Ford]
Growin' up I remember one year
My uncle Titus had a bright idear
He's gonna bottle up his own brew
Figured he could make a million or two
Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame
What he was bankin' on was all in the name
He called it

[Chorus: Trent Tomlinson]
Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty's

[Verse 2: Colt Ford]
He had his marketing plan worked up
He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs
He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack
He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack
And he was sure it was the next big thing
With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
Selling

[Chorus: Trent Tomlinson]
Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty's

[Interlude]
Somebody get a nipple for that thing

[Bridge: Colt Ford]
Happy hour two for one
Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son
After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull
Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of

[Chorus: Trent Tomlinson]
Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer
Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city
One things for sure everybody loves Titty's
One things for sure everybody loves Titty's

[Outro: Colt Ford & Trent Tomlinson]
When you work real hard and your day's gone shitty
What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of Titty's
Come on boys, girls too
Hey Colt lets get us a six pack on that motor boat
Yeah
I like 'em cold
Me too
You know what, somebody get me a pair of them I'm thirsty
Ohh wee
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ahh, yeah