[Verse 1]
In the thick of June, I took a friend to bed
Two years, two people, naked and dead
I've nothin' to prove and everything to dread
The years, the words I thought, but never said
But then you ruined my birthday
Fucked me, and went to sleep
You made a bad taste regular, common to me
You held the lighter when I was in a spiral
[Chorus]
And if not caring was a sport
Then you would hold the title
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
You would hold the title
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
You would hold the title
[Verse 2]
Did I speak too soon when I said I wouldn't lose myself?
'Cause I'm in a bad, bad place, the I love yous don't help
So, you say the problem is me, that we're not on TV
You got a big, big screen, but I need fantasy
I turn the light on and hope for our survival
[Chorus]
'Cause if not caring was a sport
Then you would hold the title
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
You would hold the title
Ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah
You would hold the title
[Outro]
I know you say you love me
But how could that be true?
'Cause if you really loved me
Why do I feel so blue?
Maybe it's all above me
Maybe it's what I lose
'Cause if there was a winner
The title goes to you (You would hold title)
Ah, ah, ah
You would hold the title
Ah, ah, ah
You-you-you would hold the title
You would hold the title