Tired Sharks And Eggs

[Part I]
[Verse 1: Jonathan Mann, (UVM students)]
Sometimes I wish I could photosynthesize like a plant
New kicks, looking fresh (clean bottoms, clean soles)
I’m over frugal, I spend too much
The duality of man, Hurricane Milton (knocked down telephone poles)
Need to call out of work tomorrow, oh yeah
My entomology professor is grinding my gears
The color orange
Will I make it in this career?

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann & UMV students, (Jonathan Mann)]
'Cuz I got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired

Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired

Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)
Got 9 hours of sleep and I’m still tired (I'm still tired)

[Part II]
[Verse]
Walruses eat the pies
Submarines go by
It’s a pie eating contest
In the shipwreck of life
The ringleader evades taxes
He’s a shark with sunglasses
Mermaids live in the shipwreck as roommates

[Pre-Chorus]
The shark with sunglasses had made quite a mess
So he flies into space to ditch the IRS

[Chorus]
Oh, in space, space has great sharks
In space, space has great sharks
In space, space has great sharks
In space, space, space, space, space

[Part III]
[Verse 1: Jonathan Mann, (UMV students)]
I need new shoes but I feel bad throwing them out
They know me, waking up slowly, miserably
Ruined blue jeans, spilled a can of beans, billie jean king (TENNIS)
Ain’t my thing

[Pre-Chorus: Jonathan Mann, (UMV students)]
I like eggs
Eggs awake me
I can eat eggs for breakfast everyday
There’s always too much granola in my yogurt anyway
Scramble, fried or flambé-d
A piece of toast with marmalade (OJ!)

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann, (UMV students), Both]
EGGS (EGGS)
EGGS (EGGS)
All I can eat is eggs, oh
EGGS (EGGS)
EGGS (EGGS), oh
All I can cook is eggs
Oh, eggs, oh, eggs
Dream and breathe and sleep
Talk about EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

[Verse 2: Jonathan Mann, (UMV students)]
I have to feed my roommates cat tonight
I have to feed myself, too, right?
I can’t wait for lunch, I’m sick of laundry
Snooze the alarm and let me be, where (OJ!)

[Chorus: Jonathan Mann, (UMV students), Both]
EGGS (EGGS)
EGGS (EGGS)
All I can eat is eggs, oh
EGGS (EGGS)
EGGS (EGGS), oh
All I can cook is eggs
Oh, eggs, oh, eggs
Dream and breathe and sleep
Talk about EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS
EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

[Outro: Jonathan Mann, UMV students]
Woo! Woo!
Great everyone!
Was that my part?
I love it so much
So we can do two more of this now