Tinder Is Trash Freestyle

[Intro: Mari Da Goat]
(One, two, three) Yuh

[Verse 1: Mari Da Goat]
I catch an opp and I tickle her feet (Feet)
Just like a Babel, I get in them cheeks (Cheeks)
Chastity belt is restrictin' my meat (Meat)
And this Glock finna spank him, the switch hit his cheeks (What?)
I walk around with a boner (Yuh)
So I can let niggas know I'm the muh'fuckin' hardest (True)
Shorty just asked me to choke her
But then that bitch died, I thought about fuckin' her carcass (The fuck?)
I'm goin' AWOL with Fatal and Pimple
I think that we on the FBI watch list (Yuh)
I'm with the gang, and they throwin' up blood
But none of them niggas ain't never got nauseous (Gang)
Long neck bitch like an ostrich (Whoa)
Down in her swamp, I'm a monster, no Loch Ness (Yuh)
That bitch, she only a six, to be honest
But I'm gon' gas that bitch up like it's-
I'm finna uninstall Tinder (Why?)
'Cause I just matched with a white girl, she called me a nigga (Wow)
TBH, I'm still gon' hit her
But when we link, I'ma tie that bitch up and then whip her
Mari Da Goat get explicit (Yuh)
I ain't gon' lie, the grandma from Coco can get it (What?)
Martha Stewart, I'ma risk it
Might hit her doggy style, then I'ma butter her biscuit (Huh?)
Rear rip, we told that bitch she could pimp it (Yuh)
Give her hickies, then I suck on her titties
Get the kitty and put dick in her kitty (Bah)
She a dommy mommy, that's a switch, it could lift me (Yuh)
She got the wetty, I'ma go for a swim (Whoa)
Like Ja Morant, bitch I'm over the rim (Bitch)
I'm a pog eater, fat bitches need love too
But as long as they go to the gym

[Interlude: Mari Da Goat]
I mean
They ain't gotta go to the gym, that's kinda outta pocket
It's 2022, we gotta
We gotta push like body positivity
Umm, you know, like
Big girls, look, skinny girls, like everybody
Everybody cool, like
But don't DM me if you built like a refrigerator

[Verse 2: Mari Da Goat]
Go ghost on the bitch like MW3 (Pew)
None of you niggas not fuckin' with me (Yuh)
And like the civilian bump into me (Uh)
Like you dumb as half gon', bitch I'm uppin' the heat
Actually, like I wouldn't up the heat
I would actually say sorry
Like I was the one who bumped into him
Like I'm, I'm, I'm a really passive person
And I don't like irritatin' people
But since I'm in the studio, I'm uppin' the heat
Anorexic bitch want something to eat
Like Thanksgiving, I'ma stuff her with meat (Kori, give me your nectar)

[Verse 3: Lil Kori]
I'm in the stu jerking off while recording (Jerk off)
Walt Disney hentai, it got me the horniest (Horny)
I got the hentai and sauce like Yung Pimple (Pimple)
My boy needs an anime bitch, man it's simple (It's simple)
"Come Here Cutie" (Oh naw)
*Three Gun Shots*
Nigga, they was pullin' some jack shit (On God)
I don't care if it's the Powerpuff Girls
Nigga try to kiss me, then you kissin' a casket (Bah)
I gave her a Valentine's Day heart and she thought it was candy (Sike)
It was six perc 50s! (Ohhhh)
Madie, she's up in my ear talkin' sexy
I said "Back up bitch, I don't want no damn hickey" (Witcho Horny Ass)
Bitch I'm with Mari, we spittin' the truth, nigga
(Greetings, YouTubian) The fuck out my room, nigga
"I love you so very much!" Bitch I broke up with yo' ass
Now get the fuck outta my booth, nigga (On God)
Hentai gang nigga, you know we the click (On God)
Bad bitch, her name Lulu, she freaky as shit (Freaky)
She took off her shirt, I yelled (God is good)
Then Threw a Bible at that horny-ass bitch (Bitch)
Ayy, somehow she still let me fuck (Bitch, how?)
I put that on God, man this bitch is a slut (On God)
And me and her made a production like Four Star (Four Star)
She gimme top while I'm whippin' the sports car
Shout out Lil Cheese Touch, I'm back to the rap (Lil Cheese)
I just hit Little Bo Peep from the back
Ain't talkin' no tennis, I grip on her rack (Swag, swag)
I tug on her bonnet and give it a smack (Swag, swag, swag, facts)
Hentai gang shit, nigga, you know what the fuck goin' on
I'm the black demon, lil bitch call me Biggie Smalls
Got these cartoon hoes wet, now I'm in they walls
If you hate on Hentai gang, you can suck my balls (Ayy, what?)
I'm with Goldilocks, you know she a ho (On God)
She tried to kiss me, I pulled out my chrome (Bitch)
I hit that bitch four times in the dome (Fah fah fah)
If this nigga Buddy don't get off my phone

[Outro: Lil Kori]
Man, this nigga always want me to be a fucking guest on this damn date
Like nigga, it's 2023
It ain't 1932
Mothafucka!
Fuck this shit, I'm out, nigga
Hentai gang, KF4Life