TiiKKA MASALA

[Chorus]
So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard if you wanna be the coolest, you gotta go and break all of the rules
Then make all the rules (Ah)

[Post-Chorus]
New rules like Dua Lipa
You're a chicken just like tikka masala
Gotta go count all my guala
She my baby, go "wah-wah"
I hit so hard, piñata
Balenci' with the Prada
I am the goat, go "baa-baa"
I meant to say, "sheep," 'cause they go "baa"
She my lady, no Gaga
I got the cheese like Margherita
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza
Lean like the tower of Pisa
Green, I gotta get money up
I make art like Mona Lisa
Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (Sh—)
Shoo (Shoo, shoo), shoo-shoo (Shoo-shoo), shoo-ah-ah
I be with my dogs, and we be countin' blue
Blue's clues (Blue's clues), blue-ah-ha-ah
I feel like Einstein, 'cause MC is the square root of E, square root
Why-ai-ai do you remind me of Frankenstein? 'Cause nobody loves you (Say, say)

[Chorus]
So I heard you wanna be the coolest, yeah
So I heard you wanna be the coolest (You wanna be so cool), yeah
So I heard if you wanna be the coolest, you gotta go and break all of the rules
Then make all the rules (Ah)

[Post-Chorus]
New rules like Dua Lipa
You're a chicken just like tikka masala
Gotta go count all my guala
She my baby, go "wah-wah"
I hit so hard, piñata
Balenci' with the Prada
I am the goat, go "baa-baa"
I meant to say, "sheep," 'cause they go "baa"
She my lady, no Gaga
I got the cheese like Margherita
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza
Lean like the tower of Pisa
Green, I gotta get money up
I make art like Mona Lisa
Travel far, need me a visa-sa-sa (Sh—)
Shoo (Shoo, shoo), shoo-shoo (Shoo-shoo), shoo (Ah-ah)
Shoo, woah-woah (Oh)
Ooh, woah-woah (Oh)

[Outro]
So I heard you wanna be the coolest in the world (Coolest in the world)
I know a way to do it without all of the diamonds and pearls (Ooh)
I just hope that I don't lose it
I don't go nuts like a fucking squirrel (Squirrel)
I just hope that I don't go and abuse it
Don't go and make another song about a girl