TIDDIES ON MY MIND

[Verse 1]
I like egg roll and weed, ain't white so no burger
They say I have a problem, that I'm addicted to big Hooters
Can't even hug my own mother without getting a boner
All these food pics on my Instagram, only pussy pic I be liking
Every titty looking delicious, just like Chinese dishes
When I'm all alone in my bedroom I tend to play with my cushions
In the supermarkets, not allowed to stand in dairy sections
And I throw wings and legs away, cause breast part of the chicken
I don't understand the problem, so I went to some counseling
As if somethings wrong with me can't stop thinking about titties
And I hate it when I have to hide, everybody seeing my willy
So i go to sleep with gay magazines cause every time

[Chorus]
I wake up in the morning I got tiddies on my mind
You know Hentai Haven is a favorite site of mine
And when I do linear equations I draw boobs instead of lines
And I can't go outside cause I get boners all the time
Bitch I get boners all the time (I get boners all the time)
I got tiddies on my mind (I got tiddies on my mind)
I get boners all the time (I get boners all the time)
I got tiddies on my mind, I get boners all the time

[Verse 2]
Hello to my friend's mommy, I see her with the smile
She leaned over showing cleavage, and i squirted on my thigh
I didn't even mean to bust it, she caught me by surprise
I showed her my penis then asked her "whats the price?"
She slapped me hard, I fell on the floor, and came into my eye
Dnguyen walked by just staring wondering "why?"
I told him "You so gay, my friend"
"No one likes your rhymes" and he died inside that day
Damn he's really gay

[Chrous 2]
You know Hentai Haven is a favorite site of mine
And when I do linear equations I draw boobs instead of lines
And I can't go outside cause I get boners all the time
Bitch I get boners all the time (I get boners all the time)
I got tiddies on my mind (I got tiddies on my mind)
I get boners all the time (I get boners all the time)
I got titties on my mind, I get boners all the time
I got boners on my mind, I got boners

[Outro]
Oh no, no, no [?]
Fuck you, don't expose me (so gay)