Thumper aka the Caped Crusader aka the King James Diversion

[Verse 1]
We're from the Genesis I had to make an Exodus
Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy checklist
You Joshua's wanna Judge me cuz I'm Ruthless,
Uncle Samuel he strategized the movement
2 Kings is drama so I spit Chronicle Chronicle
Ezra never minded Nehemiah when I write it though
Tobit Judi a cutie sold her body for money
But God loves Esther, Fred used to call her ugly
Cold as I.C.E. cube who's the Maccabee
Amen, the church say "oohhh" that's my J.O.B.,
I hold mics in my palm, Rock Goliath
With every Psalm, Proverbial tongue Songs of Solomon
Belonged in a Book of Wisdom; Sirach-ness
Isaiah Thomas guarded my points and prophets
Balling for sport, big Jordan in Carolina
Recorded my rare assignment when I'm bored with Jeremiah
I try again Ezekiel with a Daniel lion den
I'm like "no way Hosea" when I find a pen
"Oh well farewell Joel" peep the syllable
Famous Amos people Obadiah individual
Lo take you deeper than Jonah it's so abysmal
And Lou still get the signal Ferigno
Micah poems on microphones for you to consume
It's hard to stay tuned some people be knowing Nahum
Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggia, Zachariah
Let's take it back to the top shoutout to Malachi
These Old Testaments from Decompoze and Zhaoski
The prodigy these words out of me how many prophecies
And shoutout to all the ones who never doubted me
Eyes once blind now I see how it got to be

[Bridge]
It's a true story about a young man who once read a book
You can tell by the way he look he was shook
His head started thumping, his heart started jumping, he walked into the booth looking for a saviour
He turned into the Caped Crusader...

[Verse 2]
There's nothing like the textbooks in the classroom each Testament's brand New
They add to subtract to divide you; Matthew
That's when the footprints took a step in the dark
Now the poison from the dart already leaving its Mark
Some Lukewarm water meant to wash off the stains
Really pissed off John cuz you stayed the same,
Like rappers touring Rome doing Acts like Romans
Corinthians another Corinthians what a bonus
Galatians inspiration in my pages
Ephesians pledge allegiance to my thesis
Flip these Phillippian files for you Colossians
If these files rated-X man I'm still Colossus
Shoutout to Thess 1, Timothy 2
Baatin was the Titus and Dilla's the proof
Some believe it when they see it in Philemon
Or like when a preacher's voice be like James Earl Jones when he speaking
Peter Piper, Peter Pan...Pope John Paul told John Doe he was a John/Jean Claude Van Damme
I'd hate to be a rude Jude, I know that's ya man
But love was lost in the translation, a Revelation...

[Outro]
Last time I saw Jesus, he was being held by the Government as a political prisoner
I asked him if he wanted me to hustle up his bail but he said no
He just didn't give a damn anymore
So I slipped him a couple of joints and told him to hang loose