Thrift Shop (Cover)

Hey macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?

NO!

(VERSE 1)
Actually the name's TeeJayFlow
Fuck macklemore he has to pay for his hoes
I don't even ask them they tell me where to go
Cause I lay it down like my raps drastic classic madness
Tactics filled with all of my baggage
Call me insect repellant I squish all the whack shit
Honestly I'm pissed cause this tracks distractin'
I don't got much money but I'm ready for some action
My passion has been infiltrated by madmen
They amass fans who are stupid and go platinum
Let's cut all the actin' I'm ready for the caption

(HOOK)
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up
This is fucking awesome

(VERSE 2)
Honestly
This tracks a waste of time
I need reasons to rhyme so I'm choosin' to define
How these lame whack shame crap songs get refined
And pumped out of a factory like they were made in china
This is just a reminder
How rap used to have heart but now it has vagina
You think you hard but I know you're a pariah
I'm the new age prophet call me Jeremiah
I just so happen to possess the maya
Call me messiah
Because I make you see things outside of dreams
Like your thoughts when your head's in pornographic magazines
Oh damn!
Did you forget I'm the man with the plan with less than a grand to my name
Such a shame how everybody that gets fame is lame
Nowadays now it pays to drop your soul on blades
You're not me why would I care if you get laid
You caused me so you should prepare for renegade
TeeJay bitch cause I'll put flares into your cage
When the NWO makes you their slave
I wasn't created or even made
I just got pissed and that paved the way
I wonder how it feels to get paid to say
A bunch of brainwashing shit to make kids enslaved

(HOOK)
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up
This is fucking awesome
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up
This is fucking awesome

(Interlude)
I mean, have you noticed?
Has no one noticed this?
The fact that
Stupid ass dances
And songs about bullshit are getting famous

(VERSE 3)
You think you can spit
Well all my shit's legit
Everything is writ
By my hand you buy lyrics like it's contraband
I'll slam you in the sand and disband command
You have over fake fucks stuck in your plan
I'm the man
Bitch
I'mma get my dick licked while I slit this bitch clit
With a several meter dick bitch
Must admit I like me a thick bitch
If she fat or skinny she's not realistic
Real lip stick stuck on my dick shit
Guess I gotta go take a shower
But if I really wanted to I'd get it any hour
Not a dime to my name but still a man in power
When it comes to lunch that pussy is devoured
Look at opposition laugh as they cower
Competition in my position is like composition missin' in the song you made a diss in
Call up my mistress
Cause my dick filled with distress
When I'm in her ass guaranteed she'll get stressed
Til I bust a nut all over her thick chest
Then tell her to clean up around my huge dick fest
Bitch!

(HOOK)
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up
This is fucking awesome
I wear your grand dad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road
I wear your grand dad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat from that thrift shop down the road
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up
This is fucking awesome

(VERSE 4)
Do you think less of me for tellin' the truth
The truth is brutal ain't it let me text you the proof
Used to have a closet that I used for a booth
No soundproofing so I guess that's my excuse
I get loose on a track like a pussy's abused
I drop nukes on a track like it wasn't defused
You want me on the track well sorry your verse lose
You punkass bitch shit ain't it past curfew

(OUTRO)
Who the fuck turned off the music?
Fuck it, keep it in there bitch!
I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Bannon!
Fuckin' glass cannon bitch
But ya'll can't see me
And ya'll can't be me
That's the worst part about it, bitches!