Three Minutes

[Hook]
I just wanna
You know when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We might need some paper towels for real

[Verse 1]
Swept the floor, did the dishes, I fixed that drawer in the kitchen
I Clorox wiped the tabletop 'till it glistened
Then I vacuumed the stairs, I shook out the carpet
And I didn't complain when we spent an hour at Target
I'm tryna F-U-C-K
Got the laundry all folded, washed, dried, put away
I'm tryna F and if I'm not mistaken
I know a clean house the proper route to get you naked
So I'm cleaning up the house, raking up the leaves
Plus I washed the pillowcases, comforters, and sheets
So maybe after dinner, I got a babysitter
It could be the best motherfucking three minutes girl
You know you the best of the best, but my _ is depressed
So I watch four episodes of Say Yes to the Dress
Nah you keep the remote, let's watch all of your shows
I took the trash out girl, you already know, it's not even trash day

[Hook]
I just wanna
And lady, when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We might need some paper towels for real

[Verse 2]
Let's have a drink, have a click, not think of parenting things
Look I shaved and didn't even leave the hair in the sink
Should be apparent since I put a ring on it, on your index
If not I'll make it clear like these windows I windexed
I'll free you from stress, our time alone has regressed
Between work and raising kids I know the house is a mess
I'm spring cleaning, you know the meaning is obvious
'Cause cleanliness is godliness and godly what your body is
When you remove the fashion and it's clapping like a audience
Got me waxing off all this linoleum, karate kid
I just cleaned the diaper genie with soap
I moved the couch and look I found the apple TV remote
And look our kids won't die when they're playing with balls
'Cause I finally anchored the bookshelf into the wall
Man I don't know what else to do with the house so clean
And the kids are at my mom's so you know what I mean

[Hook]
I just wanna
I love it when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer, on the table
We gon' need some paper towels for real