Three Little Piggies

There once was a sow who had three pigs
Three little piggies had she
The old sow always went OINK OINK OINK
And the piggies went WEE WEE WEE

Now one day one of the three pigs
To the other two piggies said he
"Why don't we always go OINK OINK OINK
It's so childish to go WEE WEE WEE"

These three little piggies grew skinny and lean
Skinny they well should be
For they always would go OINK OINK
And they wouldn't go WEE WEE

Now these piggies they up and they died
A very sad sight to see
So don't always try to go OINK OINK OINK
When you ought to go WEE WEE WEE

Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm sad
Sometimes I'm full of glee
I must, I always say OINK OINK OINK
I never say WEE WEE WEE